Score: 10

"swaJ"

submission: Pilgrimage

date: June 10, 2009

Watched backwards, Jaws is a movie about a shark that continuously throws up people until they open a beach. I believe its a very fitting observation as far as this game is concerned.

Technically, I'm impressed with the coding of the degradation.

Score: 6

"I get it"

submission: Wiggi World Rescue

date: August 10, 2007

I so get it now. The fires represent hate, which you stamp out. And the world revolving shows us that the world still spins even when we're dead. Now, if only I could figure out what the hell that damn bird is supposed to mean.

elliott (otiose)...

Score: 9

"Isn't that just like a woman..."

submission: _Cooties_

date: February 10, 2006

Hit 'em with a bowling ball and the dumb slut comes right back to ya.

elliott...

Score: 7

"Now that's ol' skool gaming."

submission: camping fun

date: October 24, 2005

Word.

elliott...

Score: 5

"Whatever"

submission: Kanye West: Hurricane

date: September 28, 2005

Kayne West using the donation drive as a means to voice his opinion was no more or less worse than you using Newgrounds to voice your opinions of celebrities in general. I don't understand why people always have to throw a fucking fit whenever some celebrity speaks their mind in a public forum when the same little, complaining fucks go straight to their public blogs to bitch about celbrity bitching. I honestly see it as a case of projection and jealousy. You don't capture an audience nearly the size that these people are capabale of so you go and bitch about it to the three people who will read (much like this review here, not like I don't take my own word,) it and will likely agree. Kanye West might be a shitty rapper, a shitty celebrity, and a shitty Canadian (I read that somewhere,) but at least truer words about Bush haven't been spoken in a long time.

elliott...

Score: 0

"Ha ha ha, you got me..."

submission: Zion y Lennox

date: April 1, 2005

bastard. Go to hell.

elliott.

Score: 6

"Funny, but..."

submission: Emo dress up

date: January 29, 2005

It could've used less variety.

elliott.

Score: 9

"Very awesome"

submission: Panokinetism

date: December 7, 2004

Great use of masks and interactivity of music. Very, very good piece. Hope you got a hundred percent for the assignment.

-Elliott

Score: 9

"awesomeness squared or something"

submission: how it will end.

date: January 27, 2004

All the yummy goodness of BWDT#12 multiplied by a large number.

-Elliott

Score: 7

"Ha"

submission: Monster In My Pocket

date: January 25, 2004

Those toys ruled.

-Elliott