Eleven34's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kanye West: Hurricane]

Whatever

Kayne West using the donation drive as a means to voice his opinion was no more or less worse than you using Newgrounds to voice your opinions of celebrities in general. I don't understand why people always have to throw a fucking fit whenever some celebrity speaks their mind in a public forum when the same little, complaining fucks go straight to their public blogs to bitch about celbrity bitching. I honestly see it as a case of projection and jealousy. You don't capture an audience nearly the size that these people are capabale of so you go and bitch about it to the three people who will read (much like this review here, not like I don't take my own word,) it and will likely agree. Kanye West might be a shitty rapper, a shitty celebrity, and a shitty Canadian (I read that somewhere,) but at least truer words about Bush haven't been spoken in a long time.

elliott...

[Zion y Lennox]

Ha ha ha, you got me...

bastard. Go to hell.

elliott.

[how it will end.]

awesomeness squared or something

All the yummy goodness of BWDT#12 multiplied by a large number.

-Elliott

[Monster In My Pocket]

Ha

Those toys ruled.

-Elliott

[Jerry Adams, Geologist]

j00 suxors

You're just ripping yourself off now man. Good stuff.

-Elliott

[Pickle Curiosity]

Yeah, in my pants...

Sorry, anyway, this ownz.

-Elliott

[Outsane!]

11:34?

11:34, huh? Nice, I'm not the only dork on this planet.

-Elliott

[Superheroes 3]

Great stuff

This is genius. You must have been geniusized.

-Elliott

SoupOfTheDay responds:

t'was dark in the sky, lightning cracked and purged the cloud's luminescence

the mad scientist Dr. Meinhoussen prepared his final experiment, one that would surely take him

as he poured the final contents of the steaming couldrun into the concoction, a splash of which's toxcity corroded the skin on his very hand

as the couldrun boiled the lightning struck the roof of the observatory and the charge of energy sent 10,000 volts of sheer electricity through Dr. Meinhoussen, past his burning hand, through the couldrun and into the very molecules of his final experiment

i was born.

i am the very essence of Dr. Meinhoussen's genius.

i have been geniusized.

(by the way, this is a joke, as to how as Elliott "Eleven34" has classified me as "geniusized.")

-graeme

[Bush Bash 10 (ba ram ewe)]

Dumb Bush

Remember now, it was Jeb's lame-ass that made that fucker the president anyway. Gore (saying he would be a better president isn't even saying much) won the popular vote. So yeah, people who support Bush are wrong. Let's not forget, stupid also.

-Elliott

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

I'll drink to that! *passes beer to Elliott*

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

I'm not gay or nothin'...

but I love you Knox, I do.

-Elliott